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Absolute Vids Review

Reviewed: 2009-09-04
Quick site rank and complete review of Absolute Vids | Categories: Cumshot, Groupsex, Lesbian

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Our Rating: 83/100

Quality of Content: 24/25

Purchase Value: 16/20

Leased/Own Content: 15/15

Update Frequency: 4/10

Content Variety: 9/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 4/5

Originality: 8/10

Navigation: 3/5


Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: yes

Streaming Video: yes

Downloadable Video: yes

User Rating For AbsoluteVids

User Rating: 50/100 - based on 55 votes.

Price & Payment Options

Join by credit card via Local Billing for $1.95 for a 3-day trial or $24.95 for 30 days recurring, or $66.95 for 90 days.

Tour Promises

AbsoluteVids.com promises the best exclusive high-definition videos, HD downloads added weekly.

My Opinion About AbsoluteVids

Absolute Vids promises all-gonzo porn. This means you'll be spinning your dick, especially when you see how hot the babes are and what they're willing to do. I was actually a bit surprised at how much variety I found. There are plenty of lesbians to give you double and sometimes triple the dose of pussy and group scenes abound for those who love one slut taking in two cocks or one cock pleasured by two hos.

There aren't that many couples scenes, but there are 42 episodes and one-on-one is a rare but occasional treat. AbsoluteVids will definitely make your dick hard if groups are what turn your crank. While my first impression of the site is that it's at least neat and organized looking, there really aren't many good search features. Basically, you need to scan the thumbnails of the episodes to determine what you want to see first. At least the images give you some good indication as to what you can expect from any one scene. There aren't any obvious content dates and this makes me think that they don't come often. In this case, once you open a video page, you will see the dates and frankly nothing has been added since 2008. Fortunately, the bonus content makes you forget about how infrequent AbsoluteVids adds new videos.

There are 75 bonus sites and 33 reality plug-in sites offered to members. And there are live cams and dating. On the members' page you will find a link to make requests, which is always exciting for those of you with a particular fantasy in mind. There are also plenty of discounts on sites and other stuff if you like to belong to multiple sites at one time, or just want to see what's on offer for a future moment.

All the movies on this site are downloadable and available in HD. There are clips and 30-minute full-length movies. There are Flash streams and WMV downloads in multiple qualities. Better still, each of the newer videos comes with a stripping and behind-the-scenes clip to give you some extra sexy teases and there are sets of excellent 1500x1000 digital stills. Pictures come in sets of around 300 and they're completely downloadable in Zips. The sets are also compatible with Cooliris.

While the pictures are bright and excellent, the movies are all you really need. The best quality is 5220kbps, 1068x600 and both image and sound are fantastic. I can't tell you just how wonderful they are, but all issues I had with this site start to dissipate the moment I watch the flicks. The camera work is terrific, the colour is so vibrant that I felt like part of the scene, and as for the sex, the chicks will do a number on your cock as they caress and squeeze their big jugs and deeply finger their cunts, but you'll be in heaven once the cock sucking and fucking kicks into full gear. The fantastic quality hides nothing, and the editor doesn't touch up the images, which will please anyone looking for real chicks, real bodies and blemishes included.

Final Verdict

I seriously can't say enough good things about the video quality, and the steaming hardcore offered by AbsoluteVids. Even if the site isn't updating, there are plenty of threesome, lesbian and group scenes that you will want to download. If you consider all the bonuses you get, it's really not so bad for such awesome quality group scenes.


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Absolute Vids review scores on other review sites

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This way you can compare them with our rating and make a more educated decision.

Date Site Name Rating
2008-02-16The Best Porn79
2007-12-12FreeOnes83

Average score on other review sites : 81/100


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